Shooting Up

This should be filed under 'things you might not know about having bariatric surgery'...You have to give yourself blood thinner shots twice a day for two weeks post-op.

At first I had Jeremy do it because I didn't think I could shoot myself up. Guess what? It much less painful when I do it myself. No offense to my husband. He was trying.

But I think he was remembering the needle-in-the-heart scene in Pulp Fiction. 

9am and 9pm every day. You know, nobody ever told us what to do with the sharps box when I'm done. Maybe I can just roll up the hospital and be like....um, here.